| bagbaby.wav |
This sort of thing isn't my bag baby! |
| bigboy.wav |
Bigboy is back. |
| failure.wav |
Let this a reminder to you all that this
organization will not tolerate failure. |
| frickenbone.wav |
Throw me a fricken bone here! |
| luckycharms.wav |
There always after me lucky charms |
| meowmix.wav |
I want chicken I want liver meow mix meow mix
please deliver! |
| shit.wav |
Dr. Evils plans have already happened on their
own. |
| trillions.wav |
Why make trillions when we could make . . . .
billions? |
| apowers1.wav |
Also known as "Soul Bosinova", This is
the intro theme to Austin Powers. |
| apowers2.wav |
This is a cool song that played during Austin
Powers. |
| swedish.wav |
The Swedish Made Penis Enlarge Pump scene. |
| uranus.wav |
Hey isn't that the big dipper? Yeah, and
that looks just like Uranus! |
| venesa.wav |
Vanessa is one of out top agents. My god Vanessa
has a fabulous body. I vet she shags like a minx. How do I
tell that that because of the un-freezing process, I have no inner-monologue.
I hope I didn't say that out loud just now.... |
| oring.wav |
Don't force it partner, your going to drop a
lung, blow out your o-ring! |
| nutshell.wav |
Thats you in a nutshell. No this is me in
a nutshell. Help! I'm in a nutshell! |
| death.wav |
I'm going to place them in an easily escapable
situation involving an overly elaborate an exotic death. |
| burtbach.wav |
Ladies and Gentlemen Mr. Burt Bachurate
(followed by music) |
| capitalism.wav |
Austin, the cold war is over. Well....
finally those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes ay, ay comrades,
ay? Austin we won. Oh.... groovy, smashing, yay capitalism! |
| alotta.wav |
This is my Italian confidential secretary.
Her name is Alotta, Alotta Fagina. Come again? Alotta Fagina.
I'm sorry I'm just not getting it, I thought you said your name was a lot
of.... nevermind. |
| fatbastard.wav |
He's a disgruntled Scottish guard named for his
lethal temper and his unusual eating habits. He weighs a metric
ton. His name? Fat Bastard. |
| animals.wav |
I like animals. Maybe I'll be a vet.
An evil vet? No. Maybe like work in a petting zoo. An
evil petting zoo? You always do that! |
| bevis.wav |
Check it out butthead. This chick has
three boobs. Heh heh huh how many butts does she have? *this is in
the movie* |
| assassins.wav |
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome my underground lair.
I have gathered here before me, the worlds deadliest assassins. |
| dipping.wav |
Alright guard. being the unnecessarily
slow dipping mechanism. |
| fembots.wav |
Hello Mr. Powers (echoes) Care to have a little
fun? (echoes) |
| getinhere.wav |
How did this get in here. Somebody's
playing a prank on me. honestly! It's not mine! |
| royal.wav |
As you know, the Royal Family of Britain are the
wealthiest landowners in the world. Either they pay us an exorbitant
amount of money or we make it seem that Prince Charles has had an affair
outside of marriage and therefore would have to divorce! (clears
throat) Prince Charles did have an affair. He admitted it, and
they are now divorced. Right, Okay people you have to tell me these
things. I've been frozen for 30 years! |
| washup.wav |
Shall we shag now or shall we shag later?
How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? Top
and tails? Whore's bath. Personally, before I'm on the job, I
like to give my undercarriage a bit of a how's your father. |
| yourturn.wav |
How dare you break wind before me?! I'm
sorry baby, I didn't know it was your turn! hahahaha |
| saveworld2.wav |
No actually, I have to save the world. |
| ahole.wav |
Owww! You shot me you ahole! |
| austinfather.wav |
Dr. Evil: "Austin, I am your
father." Austin: "Really?" Dr.
Evil: "No not really, I can't back that up..." |
| ego.wav |
Mini Me are you hungry? Something to
eat? Not even a hot pocket? An Ego? No we don't naw on
our kitty. Leave mini Mr. Biglesworth alone. |
| jerryspringer.wav |
Part of the Jerry Springer opening at the start
of Austin Powers 2. |
| notevil.wav |
Scott is not evil enough. |
| powerstheme.wav |
The full theme from Austin Powers. |
