| blackknightbay.wav |
For some reason, there is a moat around their
house, and the Black Knight keeps trying to get in. |
| bus.wav |
Stewie yells for wheels on the bus. |
| corn.wav |
While sitting on the front stoop, a bus pulls up
and the band Hanson gets out and asks for directions. Peter thinks
that its the children of the corn, and whips out a shotgun. |
| deathquick.wav |
Stewie is grateful, and promises Peter a quick
and painless death when he rules the world, after he frees him from the
grip of the teletubbies. |
| goatbastard.wav |
Peter gets angry and chases a goat-like creature
through a portal in his dryer after he steals one of his socks. |
| grinch.wav |
Their neighbor fights the Grinch on top of a
roof. |
| newengland.wav |
The cartoon version of Jerry Seinfeld makes fun
of New England on a T.V. show. |
| talc.wav |
Instead of using talc on Stewies rear end, Peter
uses paprika, and then gets peed on. |
| tele1.wav |
Stewie is put into a trance while watching the
teletubbies. |
| tele2.wav |
Again Stewie is put into a trance while watching
the teletubbies. |
| bar.wav |
A commercial from the tv on Fqamily Guy about
Klondike bars. |
| canadasucks.wav |
Yeah, which is more than we ever got from those
freeloading Canadians.................. Canada Sucks! |
| damnbroccoli.wav |
Sweetie it's broccoli, now open up for the
airplane. NEVER! Damn the broccoli, damn you, and damn the Wright
Brothers! |
| forecast.wav |
The forecast for tomorrow? A few sprinkles
of genius with a chance of doom! |
| life.wav |
Hello mother. Hi sweetie. You know
mother, life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your going
to get. Your life howver is like a BOX OF ACTIVE GRENADES! |
| pickles.wav |
I require a window seat, and an in-flight happy
meal. AND NO PICKLES! God help you if I find pickles. |
| pillsbury.wav |
Huh Hmmm Nothing says I love you like something
from.. he. what the hell are you doing you crazy bi.... |
| sprinkles.wav |
You want some ice cream? Yes, but no
sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you! |
| wearingwire.wav |
There's a drug deal going down. Needless
to say someone gets shot. |
| welfare.wav |
Were officially on welfare. Common kids
help me scatter car parts on the front lawn. |
| wonka.wav |
I'll ask you one more time. Are you sure
you didn't eat anything in my factory? No. I'm just asking..
What, are you calling me a liar? No im just saying.. Hey Shut up
Wonka! |
