| 2001.wav |
The theme from 2001: A Space Odyssey |
| 2seconds.wav |
You have exactly two seconds before I honk your
nose and pull your underwear over your head. |
| answerin.wav |
I'm sorry, your answer must be in the form of a
question! |
| batmanold.wav |
An excerpt from an old 1950's episode of Batman. |
| chicken.mid |
A strange barnyard song that I think is funny. |
| danger.wav |
The robot from Lost in Space: DANGER!
DANGER! |
| doright.wav |
The theme from the old cartoon Dudley Doright. |
| facinating.wav |
Spock: "Fascinating" |
| fallen.wav |
From the old commercial: "I've
fallen, and I can't get up!" |
| gbu.wav |
The show-down theme from "The Good the Bad
and the Ugly" |
| hearno.wav |
You don't hear the word "No" very
often do you? I do, but its more like no please no no . . . |
| hello.wav |
The three stooges saying hello. |
| inhole.wav |
Bill Murray: It's in the hole! |
| jargon.wav |
You're scientific jargon staggers me Pinky. |
| jeopardy.wav |
The think music from Jeopardy. |
| laid.wav |
Hey everybody, we're all getting laid! |
| mentos.au |
The old theme from those Mentos commercials. |
| mission1.wav |
The mission impossible theme from the old T.V.
show. |
| mred.wav |
The old theme from the T.V. show Mr. Ed. |
| nba.wav |
The theme from the NBA on NBC. |
| nbc1.wav |
Part of the NBC news theme. |
| nbc2.wav |
Another part of the NBC news theme. |
| nosir.wav |
No sir, I didn't like it! |
| pardonme.wav |
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? |
| pondering.wav |
Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? |
| rumble.wav |
The famous "Let's get ready to
RUMMMMBLLLEEEEEEEEE!" |
| shakeyou.ra |
An excerpt from Shake your booty, in real player
format. |
| store.mid |
A sound file from I believe Beethoven. The
name was changed for use on another web page. |
| superman.wav |
The theme song from the Superman movies. |
| thatsall.wav |
Porky Pig: "That's all folks." |
| truth.wav |
You can't handle the truth! |
| world.wav |
What are we going to do tonight Brain? The
same thing we do every night Pinky, TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! |
| worsthat.wav |
This is the worst looking hat I've ever saw, Oh
it looks good on you though. |
| cnn.wav |
This is Cnn. |
| yourang.wav |
Lurch: "You rang?" |
| jeffrsns.au |
The theme from the television show "The
Jeffersons" |
| wassup.wav |
From the famous Budweiser commercials.
WASSSUUPP!!!! |
| head.wav |
The funniest fake commercial I have ever
heard. It is for Head Shampoo. It's great. |
| loveyaman.wav |
From the Bud Light commercials. I love Ya
man |
| baconfire.wav |
A commercial from Nick at Night. Entitled
"How to be swell" It's pretty good. |
| slinky.wav |
The theme song from the original Slinky
commercials. |
| 3women.wav |
You're a whore admit it, admit you're a big
whore go ahead. Name three women you didn't bang while you were in
office. What am I talking about, name one! Screw you.
Blow me. *bang* |
| attempts.wav |
There was only one assassination attempt on me,
you had three. Two! The woman in Phoenix doesn't count, she only had
a starter pistol! |
| funerals.wav |
We will be at Air force One shortly President
Douglas. I hate these funerals. it's just awful when another
good Democrat passes on. I believe the deceased was a Republican
sir. Oh, well it might not be so bad. . . |
| setballs.wav |
It's a kick in the balls. Sorry
sweetheart. Please, I'm a politicians wife, I have a set of my own. |
| steal.wav |
Now, before we check out, do you want me to
steal all the little shampoos and conditioners? Come on now.
Please . . . I already got em. |
| another1.mp3 |
Another one bites the dust in mp3 format. |
| batunderwear.wav |
Batman talks about thermal underwear. |
| dynamic.wav |
The announcer talks about the dynamic duo. |
| gong.wav |
Some music and a gong in the background. |
| penquin.wav |
The Batman announcer talking about the hideout f
the Penquin. |
| riddler.wav |
Riddle me this. There are three men in a
boat with four cigarettes and no matches, how do they manage to smoke? |
| cone.wav |
I can't give you that information out here in
the open. It's highly confidential. I demand the cone of
silence. |
| diebond.wav |
Do you expect me to talk? No Mr. Bond, I
expect you to die. |
| ferrissong.wav |
The theme from Ferris Buelers Day off.. |
| gijoe.wav |
The GI Joe theme song from the old show. |
| hulk.wav |
Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when
I'm angry. |
| click.wav |
I'll tell you what man, that dang old Internet,
you just go on there and point click click click click, it's real easy
man. |
| lickin.wav |
Don't sas me boy, You ain't to big for me to
give you a lickin! |
| missedit.wav |
Missed it by that much. |
| transformers.wav |
The transformers themesong. |
| thundercats.wav |
The Thundercats themesong. |
| dueling.mid |
The dueling banjos in a midi format. |
