Monty Python
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| badgers.wav |
Badgers?! Badgers?! WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING
BADGERS! |
| blackknight.wav |
The Black Knight always triumphs! |
| fart.wav |
I fart in your general direction! |
| interupt.wav |
We interrupt this program to annoy you, and make
things generally irritating. |
| notdead.wav |
Im not dead. He says he's not dead.
He isn't? He will be soon, he's very old. |
| runaway.wav |
RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY! |
| spam.wav |
I DON'T LIKE SPAM! |
| 3questions.wav |
Stop! What is your name? It is Arthur,
King of the Britians. What is your quest? I seek the Holy
Grail. What the the air speed velocity of an unladden swallow?
What do you mean, an African or European swallow? What? I don't know
that! (sound of ejection) ahhhh! How do you know so much about
swallows? You just have to know these things when your a king you
know. |
| isalright.wav |
You put your sword right through his head!
Oh dear, is he alright? |
| gotbetter.wav |
What makes you think she's a witch? She
turned me into a newt! A newt? I got better. . . . |
| holygrenade.wav |
Oh Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with
it, thou may blow thy enemies to tiny bits. . . in thy mercy. |
| icki.wav |
We are now the Knights that say icki icki icki
icki pa kang wa boing! |
| rodent.wav |
Well, that's no ordinary rabbit, that's the most
foul cruel and bad tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! |
Mel Brooks
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| dungeon.wav |
Ah hello hello, welcome welcome to, your
dungeon. |
| hateguy.wav |
Hey abbot! I hate that guy. |
| horses.wav |
I am Fraugh Brooker *horses neigh* |
| horses2.wav |
Name repated with the same result. |
| scream.wav |
If there is anything that you need, please don't
hesitate to scream. . . . ahhhhhhhh! |
| willy.wav |
A chastity belt could cause trouble. |
| yeaornea.wav |
Robinhood trying to modivate villagers. |
| asshole.wav |
Colonel Sanders and Dark Helmet have a
discussion about their gunner. |
| chicken.wav |
What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken!? |
| weaint.wav |
Found anything? We ain't found shit! |
| bearded.wav |
Come back you fat bearded bitch!! |
| nothingworks.wav |
Even in the Future nothing works! |
| mycan.wav |
Hey, Stop looking up my can! |
| 5minute.wav |
Are you alright sir? Fine, how have you
been? Fine sir. Good. It's a good thing you were wearing
that helmet. Yeah. What should we do now sir? Well, are
we stopped? Were sopped sir. Good, why don't we take a five minute
break. Smoke if ya got em. *falls over* |
| angry.wav |
You are ugly when you're angry! |
| asbigas.wav |
You have the ring. And I see your Schwartz
is as big as mine! |
| gooddumb.wav |
Now you see that evil will always triumph.
Because good is dumb. |
| selfdest.wav |
This ship self-destruct in 20 seconds.
This is your last chance to push the cancellation button. |
| suck2blow.wav |
She's gone from suck to blow! |
| sucksuck.wav |
Suck Suck Suck! |
| wemeet.wav |
At last, we meet for the first time for the last
time. |
| vacusuck.wav |
Commence operation vacu-suck! |
| now.wav |
What the hell am I looking at? When does
this happen in the movie? Now, your looking at now sir.
Everything that happens now is happening now. What happened to
then? We passed it. When? Just now. We're at now
now. Go back to then! When? Now Now? I can't. We missed
it. Just now. When will then be now? Soon. |
| andalive.wav |
Blinkin! Master Robin is that you?
Yes! Back from the crusades? Yes And Alive? Yes... |
| bemine.wav |
The Sheriff is glad to have the girl. |
| cansee.wav |
I CAN SEE! *SMASH* No... I was
wrong. |
| drunkenmule.wav |
The mule is drunk. He's been into the
sacramental wine again. |
| englishaccent.wav |
Why should the people listen to you?
because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English
accent. |
| fatherdied.wav |
Robin's father, mother, brothers, dog, fish, and
cat died while he was away. |
| goodnews.wav |
I just told then the good news and.... and....
I'm in deep shit! |
| guessing.wav |
Blinkin, what are you doing up there?
Guessing.... I guess no one is coming. |
| havemole.wav |
The Princes mole keep moving around on his face. |
| jaywalking.wav |
What are you in for? Jaywalking. |
| lizardlimp.wav |
Don Giovanni, your lizard seems limp.
Well, you know at my age... OH my lizard heh. |
| overhere.wav |
Master Robin.... AHHHHHHHHHH! You lost
your arms in battle. But you grew some nice boobs. Blinkin....
I'm over here. Oh... |
| saysnothing.wav |
Well, my othere associate says nothing.
And why is that? Because my enemy cut out his tongue. Good grief!
Why? Because he went like this Blehblehbleh. |
| shithouse.wav |
Such an unusual name.. Latrine. How did
your family come by it? We changed it in the ninth century.
You changed it to latrine? Yeah, it used to be shithouse! |
| teasehim.wav |
Go like this *noise* He can't do it!
But I love to tease him. |
| watchback.wav |
Watch my back! *punch* *punch* Your
back just got punched twice. |
| badnews.wav |
The Sheriff of Rottingham gives the Prince, the
bad news in a good way. |
