| 2+2is4.wav |
Homer sits in front of the television, watching
The Simpsons version of Barney. |
| badcops.wav |
Theme song from The Simpsons version of Cops. |
| bongohead.wav |
Homer plays Mr. Burns head like a bongo drum
while he quits his job. |
| burnsblahblah.wav |
Homer makes fun of Mr. Burns, while up on
stage. He makes a face on his butt and says its Mr. Burns. |
| catchphrase.wav |
Lisa says at least Bart is not a one dimensional
character, with a silly catchphrase, and all the characters say their
catchphrase. |
| champion.wav |
The comic book store guy and Otto race miniature
cars for the title of "Champion of the Universe" |
| cletus.wav |
The "Cletus the slack-jawed yokel"
theme song. |
| cletus2.wav |
Cletus calling each one of his many many
children to eat free pretzels. |
| comicstore.wav |
The guy from the comic book store retreats after
trying to return a belt that he won as a door prize at a Star Trek convention. |
| crabjuice.wav |
Homer has just eaten a bunch of foreign food
from a vendor while waiting to get a boot off of his car. He needs
something to drink. |
| deepdoh.wav |
Mr. Burns expresses the level of trouble that
Homer is in. |
| dirt.wav |
Moe thinks he's better than dirt, well not that
fancy store-bought dirt, that stuff's loaded with nutrients. |
| dicostu.wav |
Disco Stu likes disco music. |
| excellent.wav |
Mr. Burns classic "excellent" |
| fink.wav |
Professor Finks catchphrase. |
| flanders.wav |
Ned Flanders says hello. |
| flanders2.wav |
The Ned Flanders theme song. |
| flanders3.wav |
Homer and Ned talking about Neds family
reunion. Some of his relatives say hello. |
| friendgay.wav |
Home exclaims that Ned Flanders is his friend,
and people cannot hear him, so they assume that he said something about
being gay. |
| gas.wav |
Home thinks its gas. |
| germans.wav |
Mr. Burns makes fun of the Germans who bought
his power plant. |
| heartstopped.wav |
Barney is sucking beer straight form the tap in
Moes bar, and his heart stops for a second. |
| hero.wav |
Home is suing a restaurant because they kicked
him out, and the sign say "All you can eat" His lawyer
describes him as the greatest hero in American history. |
| homer.wav |
Homer searches under the couch for the last
peanut. Instead he finds $20, and his brain has to explain to him
that $20 is better than a peanut. |
| homer2.wav |
MMMMMMMM openfaced club sandwedge . . . . |
| homesong.wav |
Homer sings his version of the Flintstone theme
on his way home from work. |
| idontknow.wav |
Home tries to get back a letter that he sent to
Mr. Burns, all he has to do is give Mr. Burns last name, and he has
it. But of course he does not know his last name. |
| joeyjojo.wav |
Homer tries to get advice from Moe, and says its
for his friend joey jo jo junior shabadu, and Moe says that is the worst
name that he's ever heard. A man starts crying and runs out the door
while Barney cries "wait joey jo jo!" |
| krusty.wav |
Krusty says "Uhhh I coulda pulled a better
cartoon out of my aaa hey hey whoa wasn't that great kids?" |
| lobby.wav |
Mr. Burns sings the famous "Lets all go to
the lobby, lets all go to the lobby . . ." |
| mail.wav |
THE MAIL! THE MAIL IS HERE! ooooooo
*makes a great mail notification sound |
| meow.wav |
Inside Homers brain he sings the meow mix theme. |
| metric.wav |
Grandpa Simpson shows his dislike for the metric
system. |
| moelie.wav |
Moe takes a lie detector test, and fails. |
| moldy.wav |
Home exclaims "MOLDY?! OLD?! I'M GOING TO
GET SOMETHING TO EAT!" |
| nudity.wav |
Troy McClure ends an episode. |
| plague.wav |
As punishment for your desertion, it's company
policy to give you the plague! |
| prankcall.wav |
Bart places a prank call to Moe at his bar. |
| princeofdarkness.wav |
The prince of darkness is seen to Mr.
Burns. He likes the cut of his jib. Smithers points out that
he is Mr. Burns 2:00 appointment. |
| raisedead.wav |
There is something wrong, but Homer does not
care as long as the car is alright. |
| sacrilicious.wav |
MMMMMMMMM sacriliciois . . . . |
| sawarms.wav |
To get Homer dislodged from a vending machine,
they might have to saw off his arms. |
| shot.wav |
Homer needs a tetnis shot. |
| simpsons.mid |
A MIDI version of the opening theme to the show. |
| smrt.wav |
Homer shows how smart he really is. |
| stonecutters.wav |
The Stonecutter's song, sung by all the members. |
| stupidhead.wav |
Homer places a call to the Dean of his college,
after leaving his office. |
| suckdiddlyuck.wav |
Homer expresses his feeling for Ned Flanders, he
doesn't like him. |
| sucked.wav |
Homer show how much respect he has for the
bowling team that he played last night. |
| sweetcrap.wav |
SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP! |
| thrashing.wav |
Mr. Burns tries to beat up Smithers after he
says something that he does not like. |
| tinkle.wav |
Daddy, this place smells like tinkle.
Mmmmm Hmmmmm . . . |
| triangle.wav |
The sum of the square roots of two sides
of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining
side. Well not really. |
| vest.wav |
Mr. Burns sings about his wardrobe. |
| weasal.wav |
Homer talks about how weaseling out of things is
very important. |
| crap!.wav |
Homer yells "CRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP!"
while falling down a bottomless pit. |
| bother.wav |
Homer gives Lisa some good advice about her conscience
when it bothers her. |
| comet.wav |
Home explains his ingenious plan to escape a
falling comet. |
| candybaby.wav |
Mr. Burns is allows to take candy from a baby. |
| crazy.wav |
Apu attempts to get Marge to buy some of the impulse
items by the checkout counter, including a crazy wiggle pen. Look at
the craziness! |
| educate.wav |
Home explains why he does not like to learn new
things, like when he took a home wine-making course and forgot how to
drive. |
| fool.wav |
Homer and Bart square off at April fools
day. "You couldn't fool your mother on the foolinist day of
your life if ya had an electrified fool machine." |
| trouble.wav |
Homer and that guy from the Army Surplus Store
want trouble. |
| moes.wav |
A great collection of (I believe) every prank
call make to moe. |
| pornostore.wav |
Home thinks of a quick excuse to explain what
this "Moes" place he was at before he crashed his car. |
| apuwork.wav |
Apu: "It may not be glamorous, but
it's good honest work." Lady: "How much is this quart of
milk?" Apu: "Twelve dollars" |
| HomeIntel.wav |
The Intel Pentium Sound with a "DOH!"
instead of the last chime. |
| offroof.wav |
Cleatus: Hey, I could call my mom from up
here. HEY MAW! GET OFF THE DANGED ROOF! |
| Imigrnats.wav |
Bart yells at some imigrants. |
| urinalfresh.wav |
MMMMMM Urinal Fresh |
| trouble2.wav |
Skinner and Stephen Hawking get into a fight. |
| planetapes.wav |
Homer: The only danger is if they send us
to that terrible planet of the apes. Wait a minute! Statue of Liberty!
THAT WAS OUR PLANET! YOU MANICS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU
ALL TO HELL! |
| yeahright.wav |
Chief Wiggam: "Heh heh yeah right!" |
| troy1.wav |
Troy McClure introducing one of The Simpsons many
"hosted videos." |
| troy2.wav |
Troy McClure introducing yet another of The
Simpsons many "hosted videos." |
| troy3.wav |
Troy McClure introducing yet another of The
Simpsons many "hosted videos." |
| aaah.wav |
Homer's Aaah! |
| anykey.wav |
To start, press any key, wheres the any
key. I see esk, catarol, and piga. There doesn't seem to be
any any key! |
| bartlaugh.wav |
Bart laughing, then being strangled. |
| fingers.wav |
Homer "I have to call the plant and warn
them!" Dialing. . . Operator "The fingers you have used to dial
are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the
keypad with your palm now. |
| mrplow.wav |
Call Mr. Plow, that's my name. That name
again is Mr. Plow. |
| 17.wav |
Home signs a song about drinking beer when he was
17. His name was Brian McGee, he stayed up listing to Queen.... when
he was 17.... |
| blackjack.wav |
Home doesn't know when to stop while playing
blackjack. |
| 3states.wav |
Grandpa "Dear Mr. President there are too
many states these days, please eliminate three... I am not a
crackpot." |
| abedeath.wav |
Grandpa sees death....everywhere. |
| alcholic.wav |
The classic Al Koholic prank call to Moe from
Bart. |
| alcohol2.wav |
To Alcohol! The cause of and solution to
all of life's problems! |
| beback.wav |
I'll be back! You can't keep the democrats
out of the Whitehouse forever! And when they get in, im back on the
street! With all my criminal buddies! Ahahahahaha! |
| beepbeep.wav |
Burns "Beep Beep out of my way I'm a
motorist!" |
| beerbaron.wav |
Call me Beer Baron. All the beer from the
landfill is gone Beer Baron we're out of business. But I can't be
out beer I'm the Beer Baron! |
| beerkill.wav |
Oh Lisa, you and your stories. Bart is a
vampire, beer kills brain cells. . . now let's go back to that building
thingy where are beds and tv . . . is. |
| beertalk.wav |
Maybe its the beer talking Marge, but you got a
butt that won't quit...they got these big chewy pretzels here . giberish .
. . Five Dollars! Get out of here! |
| breakfastbrunch.wav |
Homer receives the award for the alumnist that
gained the most weight since high school. |
| bosoms.wav |
Hehehe that kids has bosoms! Who's got a
wet towel? Hehehe *whip* commere you buetterball. |
| bowels.wav |
Woohoo cheap meat! Ooo this one's
open. *chomp* *chomp* *gurgle* Uhhh stomach churning, bowels
clenching, not much time *falls down* ... must... finish.... |
| deadvoting.wav |
The dead have risen and their voting republican! |
| burns03.wav |
This man is costing my health plan $5000.00 a
day! I demand that he die with dignity! |
| cantthink.wav |
Would you knock it off, I can't hear myself
think!.... I want some peanuts. That's better. |
| coloredchalk.wav |
I warned ye! Didn't I warn ye?! That
colored chalk as forged by Lucifer himself! |
| runboy.wav |
Bart you didn't finish your spaghetti and moe
balls! Quiet you fool, it could be ours! RUN BOY!
RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE... BOY! |
| chrisitunity.wav |
Did you know that the Chineese use the same word
for crisis as they do for opportunity?.... Yes, crisitunity! |
| cuffem.wav |
Cuff em' boys, were putting this dirt bag
away. Heh I'll be back on the streets in 24 hours. We'll try
to make it 12. |
| default.wav |
Well Homer, I guess your the winner by
default. Woohoo! The two sweetest words in the English language!
D-Fault D-Fault! |
| desperatebeer.wav |
The other day I was so desperate for a beer, I
snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers. |
| dinozoo.wav |
I've gone back to the time when Dinosaurs weren't
just confined to zoos! |
| doa.wav |
Hello. Yeah, Mrs. Simpson, I have some bad
news, your husband was found doa. OH MY GOD HE'S DEAD?! Oh
wait, I mean dwi, I always get those two mixed up. Hello, you said
my husband was found dwi. Uh.... why don't you talk to that officer
over there.... I'm going out to lunch.... |
| doeboy.wav |
Oooo Poppin Fresh, you glutinous little doe boy! |
| doorstop.wav |
You think you can get the dental plan back?
Well, that depends on who's the better negotiator, Mr. Burns, or Me.
Dad, I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for crummy old Danish.
Done and Done! .... DOH! |
| doyafor.wav |
What can I Diddly do ya for? |
| earlywork.wav |
First time i've ever been early for work.
Cept for all those daylight savings days... lousy farmers! |
| executiv.wav |
Attention Homer Simpson, you have been
promoted. You are now an executive. Take five minutes to say
goodbye to your former friends and report to room 503 for reassignment to
a better life. |
| faileng.wav |
Me fail English? That's unpossible! |
| flancry.wav |
Har yee, har yee, I declare myself tickled pink
about Springfield's *Flanders gibberish* |
| donefor.wav |
Oh, were done for done for, were done *more Flanders
gibberish* |
| fraidnot.wav |
Fraid not infinity, fraid so infinity plus one.
Doh! |
| freaks.wav |
If he marries your mother Marge, we'll be brother
and sister! Then our kids! They'll be horrible freaks with no
overbites, pink skin, and five fingers on each hand! AHHHHHHHH! |
| freeduff.wav |
*gasp* Free Duff! Viva Life! *drink drink
drink* *passes out* |
| frogurt.wav |
Take this object, but beware, it carries a
terrible curse! That's bad. But you get a free frogurt.
That's good. The Frogurt is also cursed.... That's bad. But
you get your choice of topping. The topping contains Potassium
Benzoate. That's bad. |
| germs.wav |
Sir, you haven't slept since the casino opened
five days ago. I discovered the perfect business, people swarm in,
empty their pockets, and scuttle off! Nothing can stop me now!
Except microscopic germs.... we won't let that happen will we Smithers?
Uh.. No sir. |
| gooddeal.wav |
Bart, your soul is the only part of yourself that
lasts forever. For five dollars, Millhouse could own you for a
zillion years. Well... if you think he got such a good idea, ill see
you my conscience for 4.50 I'll throw in my sense of decency too!
It's a Bart sales event, everything about me must go! |
| goose.wav |
Attention families, this is mother goose.
The following cars have been broken into... |
| happydude.wav |
Greeting friend. Do you wish to look as
happy as me? Well, you have the power inside you right now. So
use it! Send one dollar to Happy Dude 742 Evergreen Terrace
Springfield. Don't Delay, Eternal Happiness is only a dollar away! |
| hell.wav |
But that's what we learned about. I sure as
hell can't tell you we learned about hell unless I say hell can I?
Hell, Yes. Bart! You are no longer in Sunday School.
Don't Swear! |
| history.wav |
Look at that hunk of junk! Ugh you are
ignorant. That's the Wright Brothers plane! At Kitty Hawk back
in 1903 Charles Lindbergh flew it 15 miles on a thimble full of corn oil.
Single handedly won us the Civil War it did. So how do you know so
much about American History? I pieced it together, mostly from sugar
packets... |
| wherecan.wav |
Your song touched me in a way i'd never heard
before..... and which way to the can? |
| mydog.wav |
I tied my dog outside my-self! I am looking
at him right DOH! |
| homecry.wav |
Here ye here ye, old town crier proclaimed crappy
by all! Chooseth Homer Simpson and he shall rock thy world! |
| homershopping.wav |
Yeah, lemme have one of those porno magazines....
large box of condoms.... bottle of Old Harper... couple panty shields...
and one of those disposable enemas, better make it two. Gee Homer, I
don't know what you planned for tonight homer, but count me out! |
| idaho.wav |
And special awards go to the two students who
obviously had no help from their parents, Lisa Simpson and Ralph Wiggum....
I'm Idaho... Yes, of course you are. |
| invincible.wav |
I am invincible! Invincible! OWWWW! |
| jumpover.wav |
What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that
dog?? Ah O. It looks like he's trying to jump over her, but he
can't quite make it. Common boy, you can do it! |
| killboy.wav |
Bart rented a car with a phony drivers license,
and drove Millhouse, Nelson, and Martin to a wig outlet in Knoxville, and
the car got crashed, they don't have any money, Bart's working as a
courier, and just got back from Hong Kong! ....Yes..... That's
quite a pickle...... would you excuse me for a moment.......*muffled
yelling*... Alright, I have thought this through. I will send Bart
the money to fly home, and then I will murder him.... |
| lousybrain.wav |
You don't understand (Brain) You're trapped, if
you were smarter you might think of something, but you're not, so you
might as well... Alright alright I'll take her. Lousy Brain! |
| mad.wav |
That fellow at Radio Shack said I was mad!
But who's mad now! MUAHAHA!! |
| monkeyman.wav |
How would I go about creating a half-man
half-monkey type creature? I'm sorry that would be playing
God. God Schmod I want my monkey man! |
| myovaries.wav |
So Bart, How are you feeling? Can't
complain. Well then, you're ready for your makeup test. Oooooo my
ovaries! *slam* |
| nachohat.wav |
Ooooo you brought me a nacho hat. Nacho
Nacho Man, I want to be a Nacho man! |
| nerdpatrol.wav |
Weeeel, if it isn't the leader of the wiener
patrol, boning up on his nerd lessons. |
| nofunct.wav |
Homer no function beer well without. |
| notdrunk.wav |
Uhhhhh, it's been Saint Patrick's Day for hours,
and I'm still not drunk yet! |
| notfonz.wav |
This is not Happy Day's and he is not the Fonz.
He's out of here! |
| notlie.wav |
Going Bowling, Not back avenge death. Why
do you have so may bowling balls? Well, I'm not going to lie to you Marge.
So long. |
| oldman.wav |
I'm an old man. I hate everything but
Matlock! Ooo it;s on now. |
| oscar.wav |
Hehhehheh, just like Oscar the grouch. |
| ottobus.wav |
Wow, heh, most of my life, I've had to live with
the shame of being a screw up. But now as I stand here with the
award for being the districts safest bus driver, It's like a dream come
true. Otto Wake Up! Huh? AHHHHH *crash crash crash crash
crash* So, who's good at keeping secrets? |
| ownmovie.wav |
See, when I get bored, I make up my own
movies. I have a very short attention span. Our point is very
simple.... oooo look a bird hehehehehehe. |
| pepper.wav |
Homer, give me my pepper spray! But Marge,
one spray and your south of the border! Mmmmm incapacitating. |
| pokerdog.wav |
AHHH! There dogs and their playing poker! *screams
a lot* |
| irishminister.wav |
Look at me! I'm the Prime Minister of
Ireland! hahahaha |
| prohibition.wav |
At first, I thought prohibition was a good
thing. People were drinking more, and having a lot more fun.
But without beer, prohibition does not work. |
| pudding.wav |
Ahhhh! Oh no my pudding is trapped forever! |
| repodepot.wav |
Yello. Hello, this is the repo-depo I'm
just calling to distract you while we reposes your plow. Oh yeah,
how dumb do you think I am... Ohhhhhh. |
| rockperf.wav |
Why do we need new bands? Everyone knows
that rock attained perfection in 1974 it's a scientific fact. |
| salad.wav |
The "You Don't Win Friends With Salad"
song. |
| scumbag.wav |
Dad, what if I told you you could lose weight
without dieting or lifting a finger? I'd say you are a lying
scumbag. Why sweetie? |
| sellsoul.wav |
Home is willing to sell his soul for a donut. |
| sharks.wav |
Hey common sharkie! Yeah, you want a piece
of this? You call yourself king of the jungle! |
| show.wav |
Okay folks, nothing to see here, show... OH MY
GOD A HORRIBLE PLANE CRASH! Hey everybody get a load of this flaming
wreckage! crowd around, common don't be shy crowd around. |
| ogre.wav |
I'm afraid we have a bad image sir, market
research show people see you as something of an Ogre. I oughta club
them and eat their bones! |
| 912.wav |
No, you have the wrong number... this is 91...2 |
| somewhere.wav |
They say it's okay in the Bible.
Really? Where? Uhhh.... somewhere in the back. |
| sorry.wav |
Oh, well I guess that explains everything.
Not everything! There is still the little matter of the whereabouts
of your wife! I'm right here. Well then, everything is wrapped
up in a neat little package! I really mean it, sorry if it wounded
sarcastic. |
| sorrydude.wav |
Hello, this is Homer Simpson, AKA Happy
Dude. The court has ordered me to call everyone in town to apologize
for my telemarketing scam. I'm sorry. If you can find it in
your heart to forgive me, send one dollar to Sorry Dude, 742
Evergreen Terrace Springfield. You have the power! |
| stories.wav |
Grandpa rambles on about some story that makes no
sense. |
| superfun.wav |
SUPER FUN HAPPY SLIDE! |
| table5.wav |
Homer sings a song for table five. It
sounds like stayin' alive. |
| poeticjustice.wav |
Did they teach you how to sing to trees?
And build crappy furniture out of useless wooden logs? *SNAP*
Ah, stupid poetic justice. |
| toxicgas.wav |
And I think it's ironic that for once, dad's butt
prevented the release of toxic ga.. BART! |
| trolls.wav |
We're gonna lose our house and end up living
under a bridge like common trolls! |
| tuxedo.wav |
Hey Dad, why you wearing a tuxedo? Going to
that fancy waterfront party tomorrow. Why ya wearing it now?
Well son it's like a rent-a-car you get all the mileage you can now,
ball it up and cram it through the mail slot. |
| undead.wav |
Welcome, come in..... Ah, fresh victims for my
ever-growing army of the undead. Uh, sir you have to let go of the
button! Ah son of a bi *slam* |
| urinal.wav |
Mmmmm urinal fresh. |
| water.wav |
Go ahead, water it down more. My God
Man! I've watered her down as far as she'll go! I canna water
no more! |
| whatalode.wav |
What a load of crappy crap crap! |
| willyfrench.wav |
Grounds Keeper Willy teaches French. |
| shutupbrain.wav |
Shut up brain, or i'll stab you with a que-tip! |
| yoink.wav |
Mr. Burns "Yoink!" |
| 32dohs.wav |
A collection of 32 DOH!'s by Homer. |
| barneyirish.wav |
Barney sings a Song while laying on the bathroom
floor of Moe's. |
| canyonaro.wav |
The Canyonaro promotional song. (It's
hilarious) |
| cleatuslicense.wav |
Cleatus the slack jawed yokel applies for his
drivers license. |
| clever.wav |
*barking* I guess you might say, he's barking up
the wrong bush. *Homer's Brain* There it is Homer, the
cleverest thing you'll ever say, and nobody heard it. DOH! |
| conga.wav |
A conga sung by Tito Quenta about how much he
hates Mr. Burns. |
| dancewithgay.wav |
Homer panics about dancing with a gay man. |
| dentalplan.wav |
Dental plan, Lisa needs braces. |
| dikkity.wav |
Grandpa explains why he had to replace the word
twenty with dikkity. |
| dontsayrevenge.wav |
What are your reasons for wanting a little
brother? *Brain* Don't Say revenge! Don't say revenge!
Homer: Uh.. Revenge. *Brain* That's it I'm getting out
of here. |
| drzaes.wav |
Troy McClure starring in a muscial version of the
Planet of The Apes. |
| dumber.wav |
Everything is fine Smithers. This Simpson
fellow seems to be getting dumber by the minute. I've never seen
anything quite like it. Any who... you just enjoy your vacation. |
| dumpsville.wav |
Dear Baby: Welcome to dumpsville.
Population... you. |
| flaming.wav |
You know me Marge, I like my beer cold, by tv
loud, and my homosexuals flllaaaamming. |
| flamingmoes.wav |
The Flaming Moes theme song. A re-write of
the Cheers theme song. |
| forsleep.wav |
I bet you are wondering where I hid the millions
of dollars I stole over the years. Shutup! Wait a minute,
maybe we should hear I'm out.... It's hidden right here in
Springfield hidden under a big T. Big T huh.... Well, I guess I'll
be going to my home now... and sleep. Yeah, me too... I will also be
going home... for sleep... |
| funnyfrink.wav |
Hey Hey Professor Frink Professor Frink.
He'll make you laugh, he'll make you think. He likes to run and then
the thing... with the person... Oh boy, that monkey is going to pay. |
| garage.wav |
I wonder why he's so eager to go to the
garage... The garage? He fellows the garage! Well la de
da Mr. French man. Well what do you call it? A CAR HOLE! |
| garbage.wav |
The garbage man song. (this one is also a
personal favorite) |
| getdrunk.wav |
Hmmm... this might take a while Smithers.
Why don't you get drunk and stumble around comically for my
amusement. I'll be a one man conga line sir. |
| halfassedjob.wav |
The half assed job song sung my Sherry Bobins.
NO! I did not say Mary Poppins. She is an origional character
just like Monald Muck. |
| heart2.wav |
What's this strange sensation in my chest?
I think your heart is beating again. Ohhh... that takes me
back. God bless you Sherry Bobins. |
| whiskeybottle.wav |
Just squeeze your range into a little ball, and
release it at an appropriate time. Like that day I hit the referee
with a whiskey bottle. |
| losebrain.wav |
You've lost five percent of your brain! Me
lose brain uh oh.. hahahahahahah... Why I laugh.... |
| homejoker.wav |
Some people call me a space cowboy.. yeah.
some call me the gangster of love.... Some people call me Morice.... |
| stalk.wav |
I'll be back in a minute.
I'm..going..outside.....to....stalk.....Lenny and Carl..... DOH! |
| inthegarden.wav |
Bart replaces the Church hymns with a different
version of Anagotadivida. |
| intoilet.wav |
Eh? Hey, there's something you don't see in
a toilet everyday. |
| jackass.wav |
Well, your story is very compelling Mr. Jackass. |
| jugular.wav |
One sniff of this baby, and our dogs will be all
over his trail. Gosh, look at me I'm sweating like a pig here.
Ah, that's better. Now get the scent boys, KILL! AH MY
JUGULAR! |
| justabill.wav |
The Simpsons make fun of the 70's children's
songs like Conjunction Junction. |
| kissbutt.wav |
Well Smithers, I guess there's nothing left but
to kiss my sorry butt goodbye. May I sir..... Ghhh. |
| lamepresidents.wav |
The school puts on a show about mediocre
Presidents. |
| liverhurts.wav |
The last bar in Springfield. If they don't
let me in here, I'll have quit drinking. *Yahhh!* SHUT UP
liver! *punch* Oww.... my liver hurts. |
| lovegod.wav |
OHH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! |
| maniacwilly.wav |
Willy is a maniac. |
| meat.wav |
Are you saying you'll never eat animal
again? What about bacon? No Ham? No Pork chops? Those all come
from the same animal. Yeah right Lisa, a wonderful, magical animal. |
| rage.wav |
Wait a minute. You have a straight flush
Homer! Ghh you do this every time! Ahh Ghhh I'm choking on my
own rage here! |
| monorail.wav |
A salesman gets the citizens to buy a monorail. |
| MrT.wav |
RIght Marge, just like that time I could have met
Mr. T at the mall. I'll go a little later, I'll go a little
later. Then when I got there they told me he just left..... |
| ohgodno.wav |
OH DEAR GOD NO! |
| permit.wav |
No burning leave without a permit. I've got
one. Too late! |
| pills.wav |
Grandpa needs his pills, and wolves are after
him. |
| possums.wav |
Homer! There's a family of possums in
here! I call the big one bitey. |
| raisehell.wav |
Where did you get all the money? The
government. I didn't earn it, I don't need it. But if they
miss one payment I'll raise hell! |
| rebigulator.wav |
Why that would require some sort of a re-bigulator!
Which is a concept that is so ridiculous it makes me want to laugh out
loud, but no at you your holiness with the wrathfulness, and the vengeance
and the blood-rain and the hey hey hey it hurts me.... |
| rectumfree.wav |
Our beef jerkey is now nearly rectum free! |
| robnerds.wav |
All right dorks, this is a hold-up! Oh yes,
download to papa! Yoink.Adios/losers. |
| sheets.wav |
Ohhhhh I hate folding sheets. That's your
underwear. Whatever it is it's a two man job where's bart? |
| skinner.wav |
The Skinner theme song. |
| janatorialwork.wav |
I'm sentencing you to one week of the lowest,
most degrading work known to man. Janitorial work. Awww... I'm
standing right here sir. Ah yes... take a good look at it Nelson,
that's where your headed. |
| softball.wav |
The softball song. (another favorite) |
| sourball.wav |
As you can see I have created a lemon ball so
sour, it can only be safely contained in a magnetic field. The candy
known as 77x42 is.... where the hell is the candy?! I don't know. |
| springfield.wav |
Millhouse and Bart sing about Springfield. |
| springfield2.wav |
The town sings about why to keep a burlesque
house. (Another good one) |
| strechdude.wav |
The Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl theme song. |
| stu3.wav |
Did you know that Disco record sales were up 400%
in the year ending 1976? If these trends continue.... Ayyyyyyye |
| sturkey.wav |
You jive Turkey |
| sucksandblows.wav |
I didn't think it was physically possible, but
this both sucks and blows. |
| teachersdead.wav |
Nelson sings the teachers dead song. |
| testify.wav |
Bart is a faith healer. He sings a song. |
| useshine.wav |
Don't read Willy's mind between 4 and 5.
That's his time! |
| bringlove.wav |
I bring you love. IT'S BRINGING LOVE, DON'T
LET IT GET AWAY! Break it's legs! |
| frozen.wav |
There's a couple of guys fighting at the aquarium
chief. They still sell those frozen bananas? I think so.
Let's role! |
