| ants.wav |
Ants in the pants! Ants in the pants! What the
hell is this?! |
| coffee.wav |
Uncle Jimbo complains about flip-top coffee lids. |
| flipbird.wav |
Mr. Mackie yells at a student for flipping him
the bird. |
| hanky1.wav |
Mr. Hanky greets Kyle. |
| hanky2.wav |
Mr. Hanky greets Kyle again. |
| killkenny.wav |
A collage of Kenney's death sequences. |
| kylesmom.wav |
The infamous Kyles mom is a bitch song. |
| nomorepie.wav |
Cartman: "No . . more. . pie. . .
." |
| principalsoffice2.wav |
Cartman is sent to the principals office for
calling Wendy a bitch. |
| rainbows.wav |
Cartman explains why he does not like rainbows. |
| smellass.wav |
Cartman: "Omigod it smells like ass
out huere!" |
| suckballs.wav |
An excerpt from the South Park movie, when
Cartman tells Mr. Garrison to suck his balls. |
| sucksass.wav |
Cartman: "Reading sucks ass!" |
| toiletpaper.wav |
They have found a good use for information
packets! |
| Vchip.wav |
The Scene from the movie just after Dr.
Vosknocker has installed the "V-Chip" in Cartman. |
| Windows98.wav |
Another scene from the movie where the General
shoots bill gates, and excellent error message. |
| uglybitch.wav |
Stan and Kyle tell the bus driver that that they
are not getting on the bus. (in typical South Park fashion of course) |
| timmy1.wav |
TIMMY! Yes you're timmy. TIMMY! (Giberish) |
| timmy2.wav |
Liveinla Liveinla Timmy! |
| timmy3.wav |
Ti-may! |
| xmassnow.wav |
Hey! Jewish people can't eat Christmas
snow! They can too! No Dude, I think its against the
law. Officer barbrady! What? is it illegal for Jews to eat
Christmas snow? Yeess??? Dammit! |
| about.wav |
The Canadians cannot pronounce the word
"about", and the United Nations makes fun of them. |
| cockmasters.wav |
Stop crowding us you shit faced Cockmasters! |
| forensics.wav |
A kid spells forensics s-u-c-k-m-y-a-s-s in a
spelling bee. |
| sadaam.wav |
It's been six weeks since Sadaam Hussein was
eaten by a pack of wild boars, and the world is still glad to be rid of
him. |
| operation.wav |
The General explains his plan for the invasion
of Canada. |
| asale.wav |
Al, tonight is a very special night. Do
you know why? OOO there having a sale at Merv's? |
| adams.wav |
But Mr. Minister, it's not like this film is the
first troublesome thing to come out of Canada. Let us not forget
Brian Adams. Now Now, the Canadian Government has apologized for
Briam Adams on several occasions. |
| candy.wav |
Let me have some candy Cartman. Oh, lets
see, uh nope, I don't have any Jewish candy! Like you need all the
chocolate fatboy! |
| wheredothey.wav |
Say Terrance, what did the Spanish Priest say to
the Uranian Gynecologist. I don't know Pihillip, what?
*Fart* hahahahaha Where do they come up with this stuff? |
| dickmouth.wav |
Phillip, this is worse than the time I feel asleep
and you put your dick in my mouth and took a picture! |
| dig.wav |
We have to dig from here, so as not to be
seen. Come on Bitches! |
| add.wav |
Yes, of course. I think Timmy is suffering
from attention deficient disorder. Or add. |
| authority.wav |
I am a cop, and you will respect my authority! |
| badsnake.wav |
Bad, that's a bad snak.. ahhh! |
| beanbag.wav |
Oooi, now I'm gonna kick my friend Kyle in the
beanbag and see what happens by cracky. |
| bonerbiting.wav |
Well Phillip, I hope you learned something
through this whole experience. I did Terrance, I learned that you
are a boner biting dick fart fuck face. |
| burritos.wav |
Cartman tries to talk to some Mexicans. |
| calmdown.wav |
Calm down, Calm down, you sons of bitches. |
| clusters.wav |
Poor people tend to live in clusters. |
| cool.wav |
Cartman explains why he needs the newest toy. |
| cops.wav |
Cartman talks like he is on cops. |
| crackwhore.wav |
At leat my Mom is not on the cover of crackwhore
magazine! What? What did you say?! |
| democrats.wav |
Democrats piss me off! |
| dickdickdick.wav |
You are such a dick scott. You're a
dick. You're a dick.... and it goes on. |
| drugsbad.wav |
As I was saying, drugs are bad m'kay. You
shouldn't do drugs. If you do them you are bad. Because drugs
are bad m'kay. |
| goinghome.wav |
You huere, me huere. Screw you guys, I'm
going home. |
| heckstorm.wav |
Hi there folks. This is heck of a storm
out heure. I thought maybe you could use some provisions. It
isn't much, but it should get you through the night. Take care
folks, I have other houses to get to. |
| hitstick.wav |
Bad! Cartman! Why do you always have
to hit things with a stick? Well look at im, he's all, you know,
look at im. |
| jaguar.wav |
Dammit Cartman, you're supposed to be looking
for Kyle, not playing Australian Outback guy. |
| phase2.wav |
Phase one: Collect underpants Phase
two: ????? Phase three: Profit. |
| retarded.wav |
Timmy's retarded. |
| stepout.wav |
Step out of the car please sir. |
| suckatmath.wav |
Cartman sucks at math. |
| sucked2.wav |
Excuse me, but I do believe that sucked ass. |
| timmynote.wav |
Timmy gives Mr. Garrison a note about his add. |
| revenge.wav |
Revenge is so very very sweet. |
| hunting.wav |
Be very very quiet, I'm hunting crocodiles... |
| kickass.wav |
Kick ass |
| kickinnuts.wav |
Cartman tries to get Pip to let him kick pip in
the nuts. |
| kickinnuts2.wav |
Common, let me kick you in the nuts for it! |
| snackycakes.wav |
Snacky Cakes? Good night. |
| tastysnack.wav |
Can I offer you ladies a cool beverage, or a
tasty snack? |
